“the world doesn’t revolve around you” 🌏🌎 me: 🌎🧍🏼‍♂️🌏 🌏🌎

and cancel culture twitter girlies please stay y’all sensitive asses at home, i’m ready for the dark humor 😭

Midweek 🩷

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

A chill date

perfume & jewelry are two things you could never go wrong with gifting me

Healthy marriages exist and I'm going to have one.

Needed that when I was 9 n still need it now

manifesting >>>>

me after raw dogging tequila the whole night on an empty stomach:

idc how depressed i get imma always be a funny ass bitch 🤣

I date to die together so leave me alone.

Living paycheck to paycheck is OVER! Claim it! 🗣️

MOVE ON. You are literally someone’s dream girl.

❤️>>>

when he’s not answering fast

me watching my story for the thousandth time, bc i like the way i look

no pbs kids, no claire’s, no forever 21… what are the kids supposed to do ?