sculpted this in a 5 minutes just to dunk on you. your turn promptoid. lets see what you can sculpt in 5 mins.

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Bear Grylis upon reading this:

Fun story: my mom used to be secretary for the Christan Ladies Guild at our church, which meant I had to do the flyers for our bulletins. Around this time, pamphlets were going around about how pokemon, D&D, etc were satanic. So I started putting those pics on the flyers.

March is named after John Philip Souza.

How about you fix your shit?

They should do an update that just changes the version number and nothing else.

#ripbozo

Fun fact: if you block the ad it skips it.

#ripbozo

Because that ass cracked under pressure

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Most legitimate crash out to a spoiler.

Caroline and Justine had to come from somewhere.

Hah!

The Alaskan Malamute who's palate this would appease.

Iran should demand the money be delivered in cash on pallets.

Fahrenheit: how people feel. Celsius: how water feels. Kelvin: how atoms feel.

Yes, realistically everyone should press blue. But im reminded of a quote from Tommy Lee Jones. "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it." After the last decade, I wouldn't press blue because I don't trust people to not be damn doorknobs.

Who the hell let Jamie Oliver write a recipe in the Times????