random but i kinda live for TMI friendships. i do wanna know about your flopping relationship or the phone case you're about to get. life is too short to not share with each other

na minha época precisava ficar umas 3 horas dançando com o chapéu de construtor e hoje em dia essa galera nem precisa tentar

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

I want to be someone’s very insane wife

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to live with a girl who I have horrible homoerotic tension with or a Gay guy

and i’m glad we did! i love having a job, i love that the money i earn is mine, i love that it goes into an account in my name, onto a card in my name. i love having ownership over my life

on sunny days i go out walking i end up on a tree-lined street i look up at the gaps of sunlight i miss you more than anything.

[to the tune of humble] i'm so fucking sick and tired of the ai slop...

i’ve always admired how he just gave up halfway through mr brightside and repeated the entire thing again

How it feels to still wanna go to Coachella at least once

WE ALL want to fuck one of our coworkers

They’re saying “Eldest daughter” is the worst term of the 2020s.