Massive away win for the little fella.

Much excitement in my small town today as a new Lidl opened this morning. It doesn’t take much to amuse us.

Cracking penultimate episode of #TheDayOfTheJackal tonight. Can’t wait for the finale next week. I’m still on the side of the Jackal.

Now it’s a bit chillier outside please remember to stay warm as well as stylish.

Argh! I lasted so long on #Whamageddon this year but BBC Breakfast just played Last Christmas without warning.

Christmas TV movie Gold. Christmas In Love. A big-city executive arrives to cut costs - and people - at a small-town bakery. Ellie, who works there, sets out to show him why he shouldn’t. Predictable? Yes. Will I be watching? Also yes.

Great description of Die Hard on the EPG this evening. Yippee ki-yay

I know this is quite boring but I have to tell someone. Every pack of 2 Duck breasts in our local Sainsbury’s has 4 in it and weighs roughly double what it should. Christmas bonus

Happy Hogswatch, everyone. Hope you all manage to make the Yuletide gayer than ever. HO. HO. HO.

I think she wants one.

They call me Cha-Cha. Because I'm the best dancer at St Bernadette's.

Xoxoxo

Fantastic episode of #TheTraitors tonight. Absolutely stellar tv. The way I screamed out at one of the round table votes made the dogs all wake up. Such fun.

FFS. Bought some Gü cheesecakes from Morrisons because they were on special offer. Get home and look at receipt and it's not applied the discount. Not the first time their systems haven't applied promotions properly. Too tired to go back out again tonight. Arse

How’d you cut your hand, Josh?

It’s my darling Molly’s 6th birthday today. Shes the little one with the blue collar in the second photo - she was born right into my hands. Shes always super affectionate and gives proper big hugs. Shes getting spoiled today. #IrishSetter

We have a saying around here: Normal for Norfolk. Even this stretches it a little edp24.co.uk/news/24951781.…

The gentleman with the Miniature Schnauzer who won the Utility Group is such a great ambassador for the showing world. Love him. #Crufts

Was up at 4 this morning to see off Tony and these two darlings to #Crufts It’s Gundog day - the best day. Photos taken yesterday before their trip to the groomers. Tempted to go back to bed for a bit

Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up? #Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname