Day 227 Without Boyfriend : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x

Day 10 without Boyfriend : I dropped some peanut butter on my toe... My dog licked it off and low-key turned me on...

Day 96 without Boyfriend : I poured milk on my chest and pretended it was cum

Day 96 without Boyfriend : I got jealous of my house key because at least one of us got it in

Day 127 without Boyfriend : Went to bite my fingernails. Ended up sucking my own fingers for 15 minutes

Day 61 without Boyfriend : haven’t been disappointed in 61 days

196 days without Boyfriend : I ate a family size bag of hot Cheetos so something could tear my ass up

day 6933 without Boyfriend : im 6933 days old ... single forever 😫😫

day 789 without Boyfriend : me: *hand hanging off the bed* demon: *grabs it* me: so what are we

Friend: look at this picture of when I was younger Me: technically isn't every picture of you is when you was younger?

Why is Drake worried if Kiki still loves him I thought he only loved his bed and his momma?

Bruh...How did the people who made the first clock know what time it is?

Isn't it weird we have a little voice in our heads? Like the one you're using to read this.

If you’re waiting on the waiter aren’t you the waiter?

Like if you Love Your sister 💝 Make Way to your sister’s Heart with these Dozen Rose Bracelet through the language of flowers🌹💫!!

If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If her hand is free, hold it. If she’s upset, hug her until she is okey. We love it.

Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other... It’s how fast you resolve & bounce back to normal.

The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips

When she’s upset don’t say a word, just grab her and reassure her that everything will be okey by kissing her forehead

Cleartrip hi team , waiting for your reply of my DM .. It’s really very serious and urgent. Please respond ASAP.