Watching the Israeli military show off their combat skills or their fake martial art makes it very clear this is an army that primarily fights toddlers.

I don't talk about my job much but yesterday I dealt with a guy from a company making "Goodles" and I was told "Adults are embarrassed to eat or be seen eating macaroni and cheese and we're going to change that." and I just lost it. Also adults shouldn't say shit like Cheddy Mac

i like how fantasy card games are like this

So much of advertising for millennials and older gen Z is stuck in whatever type of humor Aziz was doing in Parks and Rec. you could pitch a new type of freeze dried chicken snack called Mothaflippin Nuggie Nuggz and it’d prob sell. Also it’s a fun spin on poverty food.

all complex brains in nature: have hemispheres people building neural nets: it's probably nothing

Getting a little wine drunk and listening to Pearl Jam

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” I ASKED FRED DURST

Doing a “ladies if he wanted to, he would” thing but about a guy fixing the picture settings on a girl’s TV

gender criticals are now mad at a term they made up for themselves

Leftists did not sabotage Harris by voting third party and liberal democrats actually did overwhelmingly vote for Zohran against Cuomo already…….you are all so annoying. I hate it here

Tone love you brother but swing and a miss here let me explain. People who like Harlem globetrotters are cool basketball history autists. Good hangs usually nice guys. People who like Savanah bananas deserve to spend the rest of their pathetic lives in dog cages in the dark.

this aged well

The late bird gets the much cooler "night worm"

[lil wayne dropping in] i call them the simpsons

The concept of a little buddy implies the existence of the littlest buddy

Wish I had this advice in my 20s

Shawn Ryan: and that took a lot out of you. Hunting him like that. I can’t imagine brother. It’s okay take your time Elmer Fudd, eyes welling up: Wabbit season is never over.

if you are a man of any age, and you are sad or angry or in any way dissatisfied, consider this: give me your money