imagining telling a guy in the 50s that just saw the only computer he’d ever see in his life, a huge loud machine taking up an entire room in a university library, that one day you’d be able to find a wife on that thing

Ireland in control. Trust the Plan

one thing about me: i’m late for work

it’s exactly the right da grease out side 2 day

dont be an artist. get a job at costco, play fallout 76 with your most annoying coworker, go get drinks at a chili's on your lunch break, have your only 'hobby' be watching tv shows you don't even really like. this is how you escape reincarnation; total obliteration of the soul

i am ready to serve the Mommyland- I mean Motherland

fride chicken baby. it don’t get better than that

adapting this message to video to get the word out! Taylor! Save democracy

age gap relationship but one is a giant irradiated lizard from the deep pacific and the other is a giant monkey from ancient times (i think? i know he’s old ok)

rainy sunday afternoon i walk into the coffee shop sit down and open up the encyclopedia. every few pages i loudly say “hmm” or “i knew that already” the women working on their laptops can’t help but stare. this man is different

you are

like goku

to me

- rupi kaur

With all the sincerity i can muster on this earth, this is the kind of love i want someday twitter.com/lydiakiesling/…

this ain’t even Mega sized to a real cereal head like me. nah to a mf like me this is just Regular sized

The elevated subways should be allowed to run with the doors open on nice days

keanu reeves in Point Break:

it’s my dream as a photographer to get hired to shoot an event and end up taking high speed fight photos as the crowd descends into a brawl. this is the coolest shit