BREAKING: Yodas are a real thing, at least four spotted outside Las Vegas (sources)

Whatever the dentist decides to do to my teeth is none of my business

Costa Rica on some feminine shit talk to me when u Costo Rico

You think you’re tough cus you kicked my ass one time? Bro I get my shit rocked every fucking day. You’re nothing but a footnote to my extensive list of assailants and tormentors.

*watching porn* woah this guy has the same thing I have

Omw right now be there at 12:30

They already started celebrating 4th of July in China

Layup 💰

Updating to Tosh.1

What does a guy have to do to get a damn window unit 🥵

I’m not gay but I think it would be cool to have a strong handsome boyfriend

Why not a pacific northeast?

When he white and you something else

If you have tits and a pussy they pretty much give you a free pass to go in the women’s bathroom whenever you want

For sale: shoe baby, never baby

Trump went to china too x.com/i/events/15542…

Me and the homies all got matching bumper stickers of our cult favorite USA Network sitcom premier of 2006