THIS FALL ON CBS: YOUVE SEEN MAN SHELDON YOUVE SEEN YOUNG SHELDON BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SHEDLONS DAD THROWING ONE INTO MRS SHELDON? ‘SHELDON CONCEIVED’ MONDAYS AT 8

Not me specifically. The royal "me"

Mexican meteorologists Pixar Animators 🤝 Dumptruck Asses

Tad Wissel Would probably throw straighter golf backhands if I could get a worked-up 29-year-old who drove 45 minutes to play league to yell numbers in my face

bold choice to cut dexamethasone with speed but hey I'm not a doctor

Joker (2019)

I'll never say "Tinkerbell" the same again.

I thought I was with people I trusted, and yet #Whamageddon has come for me

"Do you have any weird kinks?" "Does seeing Lindsay Graham yelled at by Trump supporters as they walk through an airport count" "No, everyone is into that" "Then no"

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

men will literally put a 150-year curse on their family instead of carrying madame zeroni up the mountain

Q people think Hillary Clinton was hanged at Guantanamo a few days ago and had scrambled eggs with jalapenos and a strawberry milkshake as her last meal. You have to appreciate the attention to these little details.

Is this the "Fred Rogers Marine Sniper" for this generation?

We are excited to announce Abby Crews’ promotion to Estimating Principal in our corporate office! Abby has shown great leadership supporting a number of significant projects in our Dayton region and is a huge asset to our team. Congrats, Abby! #CICM #EmployeeOwnershipMonth

It's the most #Whamageddon time of the year!

“No, I-I’m not alone…because the tv’s on, yeah? And ya see, I’m not crazy because…well because I take the right pills. and everyday too!”