Replace Etonians with Estonians #GE19

#bbcqt audience seem to believe this as described by Alexei Sayle: “Austerity is the idea that the 2008 financial crash was caused by Wolverhampton having too many libraries.”

Sweet suffering baby Jesus

Establish dominance by faking not having an orgasm.

The problem with the world right now is that there just aren’t enough drowning toddlers in the Mediterranean, apparently

Concentrate on simple drinking methods for reference only

It was only a matter of time before ordinary Brits discovered there was something called Northern Ireland

Berlaymont lit up this evening by Irish border communities...

House Speaker #NancyPelosi has warned Britain that there will be no #trade agreement between the US and UK if the #GoodFridayAgreement is violated. Here’s a short clip of some of what she had to say tonight #brexit

Hi lads. Both your podcasts have done bits on Brexit recently and I thought you all sounded confused still. This thread explains the Irish border problem in broad strokes Will 🦥 Menaker crisp mattman Travis View Italien Feeld Lead Actor from Pixar’s Sodas

Well these pics of Kim Jong Un scaling Paektusan on a white horse are... quite something

At an antique shop in Tralee an old cabinet bearing a “striking resemblance” to the Virgin Mary is drawing devotees into the store, blessing themselves and rubbing holy medals against it - as the otherwise ordinary furniture piece becomes a point of pilgrimage for believers.

Trump is asked whether he’s concerned about the release of ISIS fighters:

“They’re going to be escaping to Europe.”

There are only two types of vox pops in existence: ones where a Brexiter says something like “we survived the reformation, we don’t need insulin” and ones where people call Boris Johnson a dickhead

For FUCK’s sake! WHO’S FUCKING IDEA was Brexit!

All my boyfriends are watching rugby

Vaccinate your kids i’m not running a fucking day care centre down here

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The Hail Mary has been voted Ireland's favourite prayer at the National Ploughing Championships rte.ie/news/ireland/2…

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