“We have several advanced weapons that we have not used before. We ask the Zionists to not be retarded, and to act rationally” says the Spokesman for the Security & Foreign Policy Committee of the Iranian Parliament 🇮🇷🚀❌🇮🇱

we are being watched...

this is so fucking funny, this is like something a 6 year old would do. he’s doing the spokesman equivalent of busking

the rotation

Nobody talks about how settlers HATE when Palestinians own nice things, it makes their blood boil when they see us have nice houses or nice cars that's part of the reason why they do these pogroms, more proof than ever that they are a bunch of jealous slimy colonizers.

at first I was excited because he made the Halo theme. then it turns out he’s a huge zionist even though he’s got a big old Irish head and is named MARTY O’DONNELL. you’re supposed to be digesting milk effortlessly and paying $1800 a month for a leased Grand Cherokee!

my buddy is at coachella and he told me they have a special rule in the audience: if someone falls over in the mosh pit, everyone makes sure to pick them up. i think that’s really cool.

it was so funny when King Abdullah tried to imply he was going to be flying combat sorties on ISIS. he had to walk it back and claim he wasn’t trying to suggest that. he should’ve done it, he’s the perfect size for an F-16A cockpit. that’s probably like a first class seat for him

*WW1 era Russia voice*

Germanys about to find out why we can’t read!

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📸20240122 #神戸どうぶつ王国 #ミナミコアリクイ

this is purported to be recent footage of the controversial Russian military advisor “Umora” who is thought to have assisted Iran with the production of hypersonic missiles

Hillary Clinton interviewing a 100 year old French clown

America has fallen

lone wolves @nibiru_TRUTH pierce

I was one of the only people who believed in the Lana Del Rey extended bulk and cut project. everyone was giving her shit but I knew exactly what was going on. all respect to her traditional fans, women and gay guys, but you guys blew this call while I nailed it