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I screamed very loudly after achieving a minor feat in a video game

>Charlie is Catholic >The Smiling Friends are all gamers >Charlie has a Fall of Rome painting >Glep has a Hyperborea painting Chuds won.

Midwestern boy when he finds out he's 1/16th Cherokee:

The Chivalry Guild A similar example is the Canaanite woman who begged Jesus to heal her daughter, acknowledging her unworthiness but persisting, which Jesus praised : "O woman, great is your faith ! Be it done for you as you desire."

This is the best thing you'll read today Known as the “Hermitage cats,” these felines have roamed the Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg for centuries, tasked with guarding the priceless artworks from rodents. The tradition began in the 18th century, when cats were brought

Late ‘80s sumo can largely be described as “Chiyonofuji throwing people.”

"Jin Gle Bells-Jin Gle Bells Jin Gle Allthe Way"

Into the water a singular pebble drops. It makes a ripple

An excerpt on the Christmas celebrations of 1583 Ôsaka, Japan: "The blessing of the new church on Christmas drew such crowds of people that the Fathers and Brothers had no rest by day or night. Very soon there were many conversions among the highest nobility."

Little green aliens remember that Jesus was destined to die on the cross

firing my blunderbuss into the air to keep the rent down in Garmisch Partenkirchen Griesen

Monk reads the daily Gospel to little green aliens

I had recently spawned a new world in single-player Hytale. Everything was normal at first as I began chopping down trees and crafting a workbench. I noticed something move amongst the dense fog (I have a very slow computer so I have to play with tiny render distance). I thought

Historians don't want you to know this but this is how the American troops wintered down and weathered out Valley Forge

Dong Zhuo doesn’t want you to know this but you can just pick up a barbell in a gym and start swinging it like a halberd. It’s part of my Lu Buff regime, the art of not pursuing sloth.

Grain elevator is one of the most important texts for understanding the deep tactical instincts of the rising generation of US military leaders and we’re not even kidding

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I was just inspecting a market distribution bug on this player's save. I don't even know what to say.