O, either that was an earthquake that just happened 5-6 minutes ago, or the tuna sandwich I had for lunch didn't agree with me...

Sure, some might say I'm slightly obsessed with my kitties, but hey, at least they can carry a better conversation than my ex-husband.

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How much TV can I watch before I lose touch with reality? Ahhh, who am I kidding. I can't even keep track of what I ate yesterday.

Sorry guys, when girls get together, we don’t have pillow fights in PJs or underwear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go fluff my pillow.

Is it wrong to still have the hots for Prez Clinton? He's like 007, minus the fancy gadgets.

Sushi is giving me the evil eye. I must have done something wrong. Cats are so hard to figure out.

Got cat poo on my hand. My day is officially over.

I finally got a chance to send an update...from Portugal, yay! Currently listening to my uncle discuss philosophy and psychology, while ...

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Having a heated discussion w/ one of my cats, explaining how it's not cool to claw the crap out of the sofa. He scratched me instead. I win!

And thus with this heat, fugly toe season at the office begins...

Don't eat crumbly corn muffin at work if wearing low cut shirt. Chances are, you'll get caught with your hand down your shirt yet again.

On second thought, leave corn muffin crumbs in bra for emergency snack.

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Is it wrong that the majority of personal email messages I receive actually come from me?