#scottyfromarketing #MorrisonGovernment is a whole herd of "lying cows". Do Astra Zeneca or Pfizer have a vaccination for that? If so when can we get it. #StandPorterDown

Laura Tingle and Katharine Murphy are the best journalists in this county and have put Morrison to the sword. Unless he listens to them and leads at this moment, he is doomed to the dustbin of history just like Abbott. #auspol #insiders #abc730 #TheProjectTV #thedrum #QandA

Remember this ? thewest.com.au/politics/state…

Dr Sheep Person Podge How it started. How it’s going. #andrewlaming #auspol #LNPToxicCulture #MorrisonHasToGo #ScottyFromPhotoOps

You have dropped the ball this time, Queensland Health....should have had a lockdown when the first PA hospital case tested positive....please provide a proper explanation for how a party of 25 becomes 5 ..too many mealy-mouthed words from you and not enough proper answers

Michaelia Cash is wholly unfit to be attorney-general given her refusal to cooperate with an AFP investigation into possible crimes committed in her own office. Morrison's new cabinet demonstrates the dearth of real quality in the Coalition ranks. crikey.com.au/2021/03/29/cab…

If your defence of a defamation case contains material so terrible you can’t bear it to be in the public domain, doesn’t that kinda imply that what was said about you in the first place must’ve been at least partly, ah, true? #AllegedRapistChristianPorter

If Australia were seriously at war with a major power and Not ScoMo had put the country on a “war footing”, his failure at managing #COVID19 has just shown us all how spectacularly he’d fail at managing a “real” war. Fuck sake, he’s such a ridiculous shitwanking amoeba.

He doesn’t hold a hose. He doesn’t hold a syringe. And he doesn’t hold a phone. What the fuck DOES Not ScoMo regularly hold?

In less than six weeks, SpeakGaelic will be officially launched and I’m very excited! #SpeakGaelic is a wide-ranging, multi-faceted, learning brand offering the most comprehensive approach to learn Scottish Gaelic in a generation. For all updates, sign up speakgaelic.scot

Rex Patrick wins FoI case to release national cabinet records the #CrimeMinister & his #LNPCrimeFamily wont like his secret dealing being exposed theguardian.com/australia-news…

Good morning to those people (& only those) who’ve also recently realised Not ScoMo & Gladys Berejiklian have finally achieved what they wanted all along: a “Let It Rip” strategy but done in a way which puts the blame on us for not getting (non-existent) vaccines fast enough …

Belinda Barnet Daily reminder

#SpeakGaelic in the wild. Give SpeakGaelic a follow & tag us if you spot one... 👀 speakgaelic.scot

Has someone already renamed him as Novax Djokovic? #AusOpen #Djokovic #DjokovicOut

.Not ScoMo is now washing a customer’s hair at Coco’s Salon Sky News Australia

I wish my husband would give me as much time as attention as he does Duolingo. I resent that cute bloody owl. I'm multilingual and can make cute little da-ding sounds pressed in the right way.