OH at NYE dinner: I don't know if he was hitting on me or if he had a lazy eye or he was drunk or what?

OH: I mean, I was 12. I wanted a balloon arch!!

OH, watching Jenny McCarthy: *whispers* can we change the channel now.

@rnania eating little mandarins like a boss

Food hangovers are real too, guys bonapp.it/1CPJNm6

Pajama brunch time with the #grouptext at Medium Rare! Not remotely hungover, but I imagine it's the cure you crave if you are.

ISpentNYEatThePassenger dot Tumblr for com, a compilation of severe hangover stories.

OH: I'm too full. I'm drinking champagne.

I'll be healthy later. via Instagram: ift.tt/1zVyOGB

Opposite of an independent woman moment: can't move my Christmas tree out on my own and no one around to help.

NEVERMIND!! Total independent woman moment. Got the tree out. Wrapped a sheet around it to shrink it and protect me from being jabbed.

Daily awwww: frenchie puppy does tricks! mashable.com/2015/01/01/fre… h/t Cecelia Prewett

This is the problem with averaged ratings

I don’t know, but I’m starting to think that anonymous people on the Internet can be pretty mean.