Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion. Bam, policy solution

The most profound paragraph in all of C. S. Lewis, at least to me

"Digital natives"

I used to think this was visually indistinguishable from real life

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Nobody laughing at that joke fills me with rage

The fact that Sesame Workshop is having to do a full court press fundraising effort because we as a country don’t understand the concept of doing things for the public good combined with David Zaslav being the poster child for why CEOs are worthless is making my blood boil.

Millennium Falcon Smugglers Run has its flaws. But sitting in the Chewbacca seat and triggering light speed is not one of them. All time wish-fulfillment for Star Wars fans. Do you have a preferred seat when you ride at Disney’s Hollywood Studios or Disneyland? And don’t say

The horse is loose in the hospital

Big time emotion from Frank Wilson.

The new Knives Out movie was weird because all the religious stuff felt very Protestant but they had to use Catholic aesthetics because no one wants to watch a movie set in a strip mall church

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This gif is genuinely triggering

Where is the line, America?? Have we had enough yet??

This clip is exactly why the White House didn’t want Gavin Newsom anywhere near Davos. Because he doesn’t do the “bow your head and smile” routine. He says it out loud, on camera, in front of the world and makes Trump’s chaos look as unserious as it actually is.