We need to get men off their phones and get them back to searching for peppermint and wrestling bumbles over the edge of cliffs.

librarians and DMV workers unfairly painted as moody when it’s clear the most unfriendly, unhelpful and not infrequently demonic profession is CVS PHARMACIST

Muppets Christmas Carol is so great, the only possible change I could suggest would be for the Swedish Chef to play the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

showing up at the holidays unannounced after crumbling into scraps and having to be rebuilt

he should be on the muppet show lowkey

i get high in public and dig in my tote bag for 20 minutes

getting high and liking everything

i think the thing that bugs me most with AI is that the curiosity of trying to do/make/learn something, knowing you might fail or discover something else, is such a driving force of my joy and i'm sad to see it snuffed out by people whose only concept of 'art' is an end result

I made a meme

honestly even if ai wasnt environmentally destructive id still think ur a dumb loser if ur genuinely entertained by ai fruit love island

how it feels to be confident in my gender & expression of masculinity bc i socialize & don’t subject myself to chronically online lesbian discourse

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

drag race finales are so boring and it's even worse now that the stage is so hideous. bring back the theater, bring back a proper audience of sissies, and if you can't be arsed to do that at least bring back the reunion!