🎶 It took awhile for her to figure out she could run, but when she did, she was long gone 🎶

Margot Robbie communicating with one of her fans in sign language is why she’s the best

I'm starting a GoFundMe to buy back Twitter, which I will rename Twitter.

Be humble and never think you’re better than anyone else. We all leave this Earth one day with nothing.

Never have I ever lost a shoe on the side of the road.

I got a new book today and this reminds me of TimeBomb 💣

I heard they were calling those born between 1981 to 1985 geriatric millennials and at first I was like “excuse me?!?” and then my low back was like “baby just lean into it , but like slowly, and be sure to stretch first”

There is no "we" in "go fuck yourself".

The only thing more awkward than the silence was the conversation.

Be the type of person that can walk into any room and instantly change the vibe. Be the source of good vibes, and let it spread.

An OnlyFans, but it’s just me in my office screaming “You are so fucking stupid!” at my computer screen while angry typing.

Not sure why anyone is feeling sorry for #CarleeRussell We have all went through some major shit and didn’t fake a kidnapping to try to get an entire nation out looking for us.

I don't distance myself from people to teach them a lesson, I distance myself because I finally learned mine.

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I need to find this dude and sell him my feet pics

I wear a 15 hour lipstick that’s as committed as I get

I’ve been watching Orange Is the New Black and honestly prison doesn’t seem that bad…

I went to a party where a guy I’d never sleep with paid attention to another woman and now my night is ruined.

Charging for access to this shithole? Nope. Hit me up if you want a way to connect outside of here. I’m out! ✌🏼