Men should probably realize that if you a knock up a woman who doesn’t want it and she’s already going to jail for the rest of her life for an abortion there is absolutely zero incentive left not to murder your ass first that’s basically a BOGO sale and we live for that shit

Reva's so popular, even As It Happens wanted to talk about her pending retirement! cbc.ca/1.5140428

How can chewing mixed nuts be SO FUCKING LOUD when he is across the room, his mouth is closed, and he has flesh on his face?? #PuttingOnMyHeadphones #HolyShitCantYouHearYourself

American shoppers are drowning in a sea of stuff, with too many options to process, writes Amanda Mull: on.theatln.tc/yY8kHCP

Takes antibiotics with Baileys. #Badass

Symptoms include irrational clapping, convenience store disorientation, inability to answer questions as asked, and belligerent outbursts at people you serve. If you experience any of these, cut up your PC membership card immediately and resign as soon as possible. #ONpoli

In light of Kiefer Sutherland’s comments about his grandfather, it is apposite to note that it has most often been left-leaning governments, over the past four-odd decades, that have balanced budgets and cut debt that’s been run up by conservatives google.com/amp/s/www.theg…

#HowLowCanTheyGo

Hold on just a minute - are you telling us that #DougFordLied? #YouDontSay #KnockMeOverWithAFeather

Fascinating and upsetting at the same time - this tells us a lot about our culture and its dysfunctions, and it is why #JournalismMatters. I can’t wait to watch it but, at the same time, I feel almost ill anticipating it.

This is my fave tweet today!

Has anyone tried unplugging the Ontario PC government, and plugging it back in again? Everything is broken.

Is this a feature, or a bug? I mean, try to think like someone who grew up trying to evade detection in dark parking lots...

The “Plategate” fiasco isn’t just about licence plates that can’t be seen in the dark. It is about blind spots — and a tin ear — from Tories who talk up front line police officers but won’t listen up. Today's column: bit.ly/32nOq7O

Premier Doug Ford says putting billboards on Ontario’s 400 series highways could generate “a couple hundred million” in revenue for the province. #onpoli cbc.ca/news/canada/ki…

I tried, but I couldn’t make it all the way through...

Excellent thread!

#Amen I saw too many people applauding the ‘paint-by-numbers’ as high art, and felt like I was being dismissed as a crank. So many of their failures have been forgotten (or not yet fully revealed) but your assessment is bang on.