The reason why iPhones are tariff exempt is because there is no way among a population that is barely able to operate them that they will find people with the skill and dexterity to build them.

I find it amusing that free speech absolutists have no problem with Trump using his authority to threaten CBS because their coverage isn't obsequious enough for his taste. Like, literally the intention of the First Amendment, to prevent the government from punishing dissent.

A lovely sentiment, an ideal to which to strive. And completely out of touch with reality on the ground. Conservatives don't operate by these rules, and until they do or are eliminated from the political sphere, they need to be ostracized, corrected, and when necessary mocked.

If a few immigrants or non-conformists can topple your "Canadian culture," it was never worth saving. Real culture thrives on diversity. Stop being snowflakes. #NeverVoteConservative #CDNpoli

Riding the bus isn't cool. Playing your Childish Gambino ripoff on speaker doesn't make it cooler. It in fact makes it less cool.

Broken clock, yada yada #Onpoli

People are just catching on to Elmo's weird repopulation fetish? I clocked that at least a year ago. Y'all are slow to the party. Most of it is great replacement, but also Martian prima nocta.

I suspect this might be why Dougie Doofus Doug Ford called a snap election. Nothing to do with tariffs. Someone was sniffing around another of his dirty deals, and if he waited, it'd sink him next #ONpoli election. Question is, who explained it to him? He's not that bright.

Happy mocking stupid beliefs day, for those who celebrate.

Now taking bets that the Crosstown western "extension" opens before the main line. Any takers? #TOpoli

Renaming the Gulf of Mexico was almost as stupid as renaming Twitter. Hey, at least nobody offered to buy it.

"I remember when men were men and being white wasn't a crime." Sounds a little fragile to me. If you're proud of both of those things, cool. If you aren't a problem, the so-called criticism isn't about you. What you're complaining about is being a shitty human, a you problem.

Wasn't it bad enough that Vance's visit killed him? Trump showing for the funeral is just salt in the wound.

If you decide to vote Conservative tomorrow, I don't disrespect your choice. Well, not just that. I don't see you as human. Sorry. Well, not so much sorry as disappointed. That you exist.

Well, that was interesting. End of April? Allegedly a heart attack. Don't remember or feel it. Today? Slight light headedness after shopping same place.

Everyone at Google should be fired over Assistant's direction to search Google when it doesn't know a response. Admit a lack of understanding. Recommend a reword. DO NOT FORCE A GOOGLE SEARCH. I'm not joking: get a new job or get unemployment. Quit being stupid. NOW!