Manchester United I never thought i’d see this in my life

Sir Alex wanting a Jones, Varane and De Gea defensive triangle in 2012

712 - Phil Jones is playing his first Premier League game for Man Utd since January 2020 - 712 days ago. It's the longest gap any player who hasn't left the club (incl. loan spells) has had between apps for the Red Devils in the competition. Return. #MUNWOL

This picture speaks volumes #MUFC

Jamie Ohara You buy better players if they’re not good enough. I’ll give you an example: in 2003 Arsenal had a player called Jamie O’Hara in their academy. They decided he was crap and bought Cesc Fabregas instead.

Oxford are the only League One team to have not lost a game by more than two goals this season. Solid ⛔️ #oufc #COYY #EFL #LeagueOne

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Give them hell up there boys 💔😢

All the way to Paris To end up in defeat Crying in the stands Tear-gassed In the streets ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

😎 When you are the only team that hasn’t lost against Real Madrid in the whole season

Itching to get out of Manchester, but want to avoid the queues? 👀 We happily invite Cristiano Ronaldo to try the North West's Faster, Easier, Friendlier Airport, where he can connect on to Munich or Lisbon with Lufthansa, or fly Ryanair direct to Paris or Rome. ⚽✈️

@NorthernLass81 WG RumblePants Maybe the ECB are on to something. Alienate fans of County Cricket so much they are flocking to RL games. Sell out at Taunton today. A risky but clever strategy.

Must stop getting drunk and shadow batting at the club

Didi Hamann Cry more 😢

She showed the world not just how to reign over a people, she showed the world how to give, how to love and how to serve. It was that indomitability, that humour, that work ethic, that sense of history which together made her Elizabeth the Great.

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A brilliant Staff v Prefects football match in the rain this afternoon with a great atmosphere. Some interesting tackles and arguably some players who shouldn’t have been on the pitch at full time but lots of fun. A crucial 2-1 win for the staff keeps their reputation intact!