Slide in to that DM. Apply for that job. Break up. Make up. Make your move. Boldtober.

Bring it back

Guy I just met at work: “you have an aura about you and I can tell you can make any room a party” Me (clinically depressed, anxious):

“I love cheap thrills!!!!” Aka me when anyone replies to my IG story

#TedLasso - Never Gonna Give You Up (piano version) This scene owns my heart. Bringing it back accompanied by some piano and editing magic. - Hannah Waddingham. Brett Goldstein Brendan Hunt @JunoTemple Toheeb Jimoh Phil Dunster Cristo Fernández

Ok listen last night I pulled some blankets out of the dryer and brought them to bed. They were a little staticky but when the light was out there were SPARKS!!! Every time I moved it actually lit up the room!! Is this real????

Christmas serotonin

I love a movie marathon. Give me 90-120 minute little plots and I just will watch all day long. All genres just to feel a little something

Did you all know "burrito" means "little donkey"

I was today years old when I found out that “I want candy” was not an Aaron Carter original

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This is not a cute story!!!

feel like if me and selena gomez went to six flags we’d have a good time but not good enough to hangout again

Life is pain

Bro last night was a tale as old as time

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.

this is how it feels to wake up and have coffee and do the crossword

september🧸☕️🌧️