Best part about being 30 is not having an opinion on Benson Boone and that being fine, good even!

Technology peaked with the lava lamp

I’m so sick of this!! There are not question marks in the first two titles!! He is not asking us what’s going on, he is TELLING us what’s going on!!

ACAB includes Marge for a half hour in 1995

Can’t believe I’m alive to see the first American pope and the last American president

Chicago got a pope before a 30 TD quarterback that’s crazy

This isn’t true I chose Seth Meyers

The Rizzler and Ben Stiller both at the Knicks game tonight need to see Rizz in Severance S3

Gonna watch all seven of these movies in order in a week call it The Reiner Run

When we drive in your car I’m your baby

genuienly from the bottom of my heart holmes should have this emmy on lock

Isabella Henao next main pop girl

This is true I’m obsessed with falling in love with a woman that will never think about me again. She’ll be on my mind for the 2 next weeks, minimum. There’s a girl I met in Portland three years ago who I still think about sometimes.

Musical medication commercials should get their own category at the Tony’s

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a Tony award winner like me?

I love that she and I have the same birthday

I drank an amount of water in my twenties that I expect to pay off for my body for the rest of my life

Writing a movie about a teenager having a boring time between school years and calling it Mid Summer