"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" Oscar Wilde

Reform UK Easter reading: "I was hungry and you said I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said we need an insurance based healthcare system..." #HappyEaster

Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented

To highlight the abject cluelessness of Reform and involvement in local councils it would appear that Farage and Tice have destroyed their own plans before they begin The reply explains how - and as they went public would apply to every Council...🤣🤣

Here is the Sun's pitifully small apology for its lie about benefits tourism - a lie that was accepted as truth by millions and helped deliver Brexit. These lies are perverting our democracy. At a minimum, apologies should be published in the same location and size as the lie.

The Secret Barrister 🦋 Suddenly people think that Connelly being a mother, a bereaved mother, a childminder with a clean record, a PTSD sufferer etc, should all be relevant to the sentence imposed on her. When the Sentencing Council recommended this, the same people claimed this was #TwoTierJustice.

#GaryLineker

Whenever I see a Tory shadow minister talking about how bad crime is I’m reminded that they got rid of 1/2m years of policing experience, 800 police stations, 600 courtrooms, 1000s of probation officers and added just 482 prison places What the f*** did they expect to happen?

Media: 'Why didn't police know about Palestine Action in advance?' That would be because you don't want us using undercovers or informants inside 'protest' groups. You don't like electronic surveillance, and you object to us searching people. Welcome. #spycops #BrizeNorton

To all those people who are very annoyed #Glastonbury is on. Don't come. Don't look at anything on social media about it. Don't watch anything with it in. Don't listen. Chill out. Have a beer. Watch the clouds. You don't have to tell everyone how angry you are. Love, Michael.

Is it a general rule to speak the local language for English people living in Spain, Dubai, Monaco, Thailand, Qatar or just for their nationals when they come here?

Most people seeing Rachael Reeves so distraught, would want to put an arm around her. Kemi Badenoch sees it as an opportunity to stick the boot in. That's all you need to know about her.

Joey Barton criticising penalties? 🤔

Let's make 2026 the year that we have a full investigation into: Nigel Farage and his £885,000 Clacton house Nigel Farage and the Russian Spy Nathan Gill Nigel Farage and his anti-semitism and racism RT if you agree!

I'm confident nobody will share this.

🚨 Now trending 🚨 A video from 6 years ago is resurfacing where Nigel Farage was accused, during his time as an MEP, of failing to declare over £500,000 in financial support. At the time, the Advisory Committee on the Conduct of MEPs reportedly advised the matter be referred

You’re never more than 3m from a Tory……..or should that be from a rat?

In the UK the PM who is not mentioned in the Epstein files is fighting for his future because he appointed someone who is mentioned. Meanwhile, in the US, the person who is mentioned 38,000 times, and who sends out racist memes, is still President...