I’m convinced no one actually liked IPA’s and everyone who says they do are just pretending

I love when a girl posts a selfie and you can just tell it’s because she’s mad at someone

I’ll say it hotel sleepers at camping festivals just don’t have the dog in um. I’m sorry your feetsies huwt ;(

when i die, i give permission for my homies to say, “on my dead homie”, and then lie <3

We got “affirmative action is wrong because it’s discriminatory” and “discrimination is ok, actually” within, like, days. Incredible stuff

“Are you on your way?” Me still at home:

It’s going to be 100+ degrees this weekend, make sure you drink plenty of water & watch how you talk to me.

I think the problem is nobodys had a 2 AM Walmart trip in over 3 years..

Evergreen

Republicans are boycotting Bud Light because they made a single can of beer for a trans influencer. Democrats are boycotting Marriott because they hosted a conference for a Hitler quoting hate group. If you can’t see the difference, there’s no point explaining it to you.

Hi just want to say a person’s very existence cannot be “against your beliefs.” That is called bigotry. Thanks.

Hold on, I have to answer this call

Exactly this!! 👇👇

Rolling a backwoods is a chore tbh

When I die someone better do me a solid and hot box my casket

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Pulte Well, I can see I’m out of this one too. I’m not verified so I cannot DM. I could be cutting a toll off every minute for 10 minutes and I still wouldn’t get your attention.