Pushing Daisies. Every time this question gets asked.

Hold on. Let’s see this outside the context of Palestine for a sec. If you, as the great-grandson of a Nazi, believe Germany cannot be safe for Jews and your solution is Jews should leave Germany for good, maybe your family’s views haven’t changed as much as you think in 80 years

Bom Tombadil.

Okay but can Neil deGrasse Tyson explain why a cheese sandwich is so much better when toasted?

I can't believe in Men In Black: Christmas they cast Dwayne Johnson in the Tommy Lee Jones role. youtube.com/watch?v=k9-2Fc…

Sorry to harp on this again, but this is annoying as shit and don't be surprised when people (rightfully) tell you off in public for doing this, thanks

but seriously children, not only does using your phone at the movies show a complete disregard for everyone else at the theater, it also deprives you of the single best part about going to the movies: being in a big special room where you’re not allowed to use your fucking phone.

well we all had a good couple of decades there pretending international law was real

Crazy that “vanilla” is colloquial for “ordinary” as if vanilla wasn’t an S-tier, insanely expensive spice

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny

Tomorrow is Black Friday. An American tradition of trampling overworked and underpaid workers to save a few bucks on a badly built tv. Stop it. Shop small. Shop local. Buy union made. Buy useful things instead of just replacing things you already have. Happy gobble gobble yall!

Super 8

Tzatziki is my favourite of all zikis.

Framed #1083 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf Framed - One Frame Challenge #86 🎥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf/one-frame Wordle 1,348 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I'm better at movies than words.

Free TV show idea: Hot Ones, but with ice-cream (I'm just joking about the 'free' part - if you make this TV show please pay me.)

How many Murders can there possibly be in one building??

As Cannes reporting gets underway: a bit of context often left out of “X movie gets Y minutes long standing ovation” is that a camera often goes down the row of cast and crew one by one, during which time they’re up on screen. That’s who/what is being applauded, not just the film

A better and cheaper solution would be to learn how to use your brain and write it yourself

For your own sanity, every once in a while, you just have to remember that a lot of people who criticize films and filmmakers are like NBA fans who yell at players but get winded walking up a flight of stairs.