transferring money from checking to savings: meaningless numbers on a lying digital screen. there is no hope. there is no future. there is only darkness and entropy leaving half a burrito in the fridge for tomorrow: smart fiscal planning. a radical act of self love

Bart world no mercy

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YouTubers will make four hour long video essays with countless hours of research involved but they'll refuse to learn how to correctly pronounce names. This takes three seconds of research and a little practice for some names. Ffs, you're making prerecorded content.

the worst part about being a good listener is that i creep people out when i actually remember things they've told me

he's fucking about with them I swear.

Whala

Melonie Mac is gonna make a video about a friend of mine like anyone is scared of her. She’s a lonely divorced transphobic racist who landed in the hospital MULTIPLE TIMES because she forgot to drink water and ate whole sticks of butter.

WHO WANTS TO SEE A RAW AS HELL DEADLY BEYBLADE VIDEO

“Beer is the mind chiller” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

Played Virtual-On in Yakuza Kiwami 2 for 5 minutes and the UI got burned into my Steam Deck's display. Luckily it's almost completely gone now after about 10 minutes of being worried my display was cooked

I’m sorry but the richest man on the planet casually telling a woman he’s not dating that he’s going to put a baby in her is so skin crawlingly creepy I don’t know where to start

Sister of the Ever-Sharpening Blade, 2022. Concept created by Trevor Henderson🍉

ITS ALMOST TIME

I'm no longer a teacher. I'm just a human plagiarism detector. I used to spend my grading time giving comments for improving writing skills. Now most of that time is just checking to see if a student wrote their own paper. What a waste of life.

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Literally the Capra Demon boss room.