"slut era" I whisper to myself as I tuck myself into bed and fall asleep alone

Myself and @jonjacksonpt both being called out by our families to calm the fuck down and stop being chaos

Shirl has such youthful skin #Eastenders

I can’t believe our Shirl has left Eastenders. Nothing left for me now

London ✨ living

“New Year, New Me” or “New Year, New Overwhelming Desire to be Accepted” #Fitspo or #Disorderedbehaviourspo Maybe it’s DiScIPline & DeDiCaTiOn 💪 Maybe it’s a distraction.

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The way Princess Diana’s last public photo was outside M&S💔😭

We glorify & praise these habits under the guise of "healthy living" & "discipline". We make it easier for these struggles to go unnoticed. We even make it acceptable. 2/10

me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it

Penis, butter, vodka !!!! The butter best be ! Dairy ! Free!,!,!!!!!

Just got Kylie’s wine in Tesco for £7 on club card

it actually makes complete sense that ur parents hated you watching this on a saturday morning

Realised I rarely ever tweet anymore which is so random because I am bloody ???hilarious??? Anyway update x I’m doing well. One olive at a time 😍 hope this helps xxx

Tinder but swipe to find a therapist

jokingly rejected a guy’s advances last night to which he replied ‘it’s okay i’ll go home and cook some bacon’. so i kind of gave him a 🤔 face & his response was ‘well if you’re not going to spit on me, something has to’ delivered SO SMOOTHLY that in that moment i reconsidered.

Isn’t it funny on ig when you follow two people with similar names and view their story like ???? You’re at a yoga retreat? I thought you were doing ket at printworks ??? Then realise you are just a silly billy and got mixed up. First tweet in awhile. Please agree

We’ve had 962 bank holidays this month alone and there’s another on the 28th

The whole of the UK is doing a Harry Potter marathon, feeling good feeling connected