“I have reached peak perfection.”

Ha.

Serious inquiries only.

I didn't want to step into Italy, yet here I am. Ugh. I am too reminded of a certain moron.

1. Not all genderbends are lewd focus, and even if they are, It's none of your concern. 2. If people don't like doubles, so be it. They don't have to, everyone has their own reasons. ✨✨✨✨✨

“You were not meant for greatness.” Tail swoosh.

So indecent, but for #SeductiveSunday. . . something can be arranged.

A clenched jaw, and still spillage.

Any appeal in the older, opposite sex, is second to their income and health issues.

“Apparently this is mine.” She's referring to 𝐺𝑖𝑜𝐺𝑖𝑜!.

Makes the world quite dull, no? Looking at a man and knowing all his secrets.

Always a bride, never a bridesmaid.

There's nothing but useless Italians about. And for once I'm not speaking of Gyro.

A quaint way to start the day. Surrounded by gold, courtesy of my fat offspring.

|| not me fixing here.

Spare me the jokes, I've seen enough of you all.

Feeling's mutual.

You first.

I hate you.