Fulnecky is a paragon of American conservativism: someone with strong opinions on a topic she admits she doesn't understand, and is willing to harm the livelihoods of others to defend herself from the consequences of her own ignorance.

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One good thing about being a unionized teacher is I can give a grade without worrying that the student is trying to be America's most famous illiterate

Glad we’ve reached the Putin shirtless horse selfie phase of the hybrid regime

i am honestly just so tired of our government being run by the biggest morons on earth

the pickle fountain isn’t a want but a need

hey google is wayne brady immortal

i fucking hate christmas the grinch cut my brake lines last night

i dont get the sabrina carpenter hype. i have yet to see her cabinetry impress me

told my dad my drag name would be “Anita Blount” and he short circuited. he couldnt figure out which part pissed him off more n smoke started coming out of his ears

In a way Shirley is the perfect media personality/“journalist” for the current moment. Doesn’t understand the thing he’s tackling (taxes, childcare, cost of living) doesn’t understand or care to understand an opposing journalists work or viewpoint, and triples down on being wrong

“Roving bands of masked federal agents with total immunity executing gun owners” is the kind of sweaty conservative fantasy we’ve heard over the last 20 years on cable news and now that it’s here, they love it

Normalizing pedophilia is part of the far right project

"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND." -GEORGE ORWELL, 1984

schrödinger's funny number. 68±1

you’re either protecting children or you’re protecting sexual predators at this point. it really is that black and white

I'll never forget this, and when we talk about presentg America as if it's simply temporarily off-road, that's not what's happening. The slavery country that killed a teen and then made the killer into a celebrity who signed skittles, that's the true face of this country

Being curious is so fun… What is that

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....