I'm not "doomscrolling" I just live in hell

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

Does anyone want my social security number I’ll literally give it to you I don’t want my identity anymore

i have big news. i like pickles now.

I have a disease called it’s nice out so I’m drinking

So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop

diet coke actually counts as water if you drink enough of them

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

landlords: we must raise rent costco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog

me after saying i just need 5 more minutes to get up

I’ve never seen Star Wars that shit is none of my business

The only constant in life is diet coke

It sucks when you see a picture of yourself

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

i wish i could shazam a perfume

Kamala Harris didn't lose, America did. As a nation, we collectively failed her—and in doing so we failed girls and women, the LGBTQ community, people of color, Muslims, Jewish people, immigrants, the sick, the poor, the elderly, the people of Ukraine, and Gaza, and the planet.