Wake the fuck up its time to sin

|| I owe some replies and starters so i’ll get to them once i have my coffee!

Pokes her cheek. Holds out a cup off coffee.

Gooood morning Gotham. This bachelor is ready for anything today!

Because Kate has a coffee addiction and offers it to everyone. Literally. “You’re welcome.” A smile!

Anything coffee. Anything. Literally. Kate seemed more relaxed than she did yesterday which was good. “Oh, no no. It was totally my fault. No need to apologize.”

sksk. fucked around and partied with Justin Bieber last night. we shared tattoo stories.

“You’re just jealous because i know famous people. You’ve officially been a pain in my ass.”

I’m so lame girls throw their panties at me when i’m on stage. sksksk.

“I also know, Taylor Swift, Vin Diesel, Demi Lovato, I can really just go down the list. How bout i hang you upside and leave you there this time?”

“Well if you don’t give a fuck, then why are you asking? Mmhh, itll will be more fun for me than it will be you, cause i didn’t say where i’d hang you at.” ROY RUN.

{STOLEN} If u see this, you are legally obligated to drop a gif of what your muse would be doing to mine or what you want my muse to do to yours!

I have more women calling me daddy than I can count. Whatchu got?

“That must a been a badass balloon.”

Hell no they don’t.

Bruce Wayne who?

Maybe another #toplesstuesday? :p

she’d like to 𝘀𝗲𝗲 this 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

what? i’m innocent.

Drops down onto the tl. she has returned.