Artifact cards are the New crypto

The road to the top is better than the top, dont be in such a hurry that you don’t enjoy the ride

God i love boobs

I DONT REALLY LIKE YOU B*TCHES I BE JUS PLAYIN

pete Davidson: I’m gonna kill myself lol. Ariana Grande fans: thank u, next

Give the people what they want. instagram.com/p/BrbEVanFTwi/…

Since were speaking on mental health I’ve been a Clipper fan my entire life.... should I speak to somebody?

Wait....

Imagine meeting the love of your life, getting pregnant, carrying the baby inside you for 9 months, raising him for 18 years, and spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on the kid just to have him aim bot in a free to play game to ruin the experience for others. That sucks.

Yall shit on disney and star wars spinoff movies but if they made a knights of the old republic movie about Darth Revan or a Republic Commandos movie aint no one talkin shit then

Rudy's BBQ has been delicious every damn time you've eaten it, so stop pretending to be someone you're not

Happy New Year 2019 from Taipei, Taiwan

Let us never speak of 2018 again.

Motivation fucking Monday I was 340 pounds drinking a bunch of syrup poping a bunch of blues on my bullshit Now I’m about to be 10 months completely sober and down to 279 thanks to this keto diet too