I will always remember walking through the mall between Mandalay Bay and Luxor and seeing Pete Rose autographing baseball cards on a Wednesday at 2pm

We’ve seen false equivalencies offered before to defend Trump but this one is so patently and offensively absurd given Hitler started the deadliest war in human history and carried out the Holocaust.

Genuinely upset about this sfchronicle.com/totalsf/articl…

they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40

TV anchors should have to wear Halloween costumes on Halloween no matter how serious the topic

They say it's Trump's Cabinet, but you couldn't fit all those people into a cabinet, obviously that's not possible, even with computers.

An Attempt to Explain California

Earthquake twitter lives

Nobody talks about how good Supertramp is

Eyewitness books

An Eagle player spitting on a QB on the first play of the game is too on the nose for Philadelphia.

That’s Philadelphia for ya folks

Australians when surprised

Earthquake woke me up

some people use too many exclamation points in emails, i use too many :slightly_smiling_face: emojis in slack.

Meanwhile in San Francisco: random startup nerd thinks he ran into CEO of YCombinator at Chipotle, was actually just some random Asian guy. Random Asian guy apparently goes along with it. CEO of YCombinator breaks the bad news