First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

Southwest airlines being rewarded for not staying up-to-date with the latest tech

After the debate they went and settled it

your parents watching you change the hdmi input

I’m so glad the USPS package I never ordered has arrived at the warehouse 👍🏾

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

$365,000 a year is only $20/day lock the fuck in

this guy will not leave me alone

Hardest stage presence I’ve ever seen

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

If you like music, definitely make sure to check out Spotify or Apple Music

Two days in a row the markets haven’t declined Things are looking up

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

flying across the country to give my father the heimlich maneuver. hang in there big dog

I get scammed by every fake women who messages me because they are all so Beautiful

RIP to a legend

If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?

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