First Wait - West of England (@firstwaitbsa) 's Twitter Profile
First Wait - West of England

@firstwaitbsa

First Bus. Profits first, passengers last.
Centre of the universe where they aren't #PuttingPassengersFirst
Cancellation experts.
Parody account.

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calendar_today12-12-2023 20:29:04

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Will your bus be one of the 1500 buses we cancelled today across the country? Who knows, the First Bus app certainly won’t tell you.

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Good evening everyone, Lauren singing in with a coffee in hand.☕ I'm just logging onto the system to deny all your compensation requests. Let me know if I can help with anything!🚌

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I'm clocking out early because I'm bored of dealing with your complaints. It's not my problem if your bus doesn't show up. I'm in a nice heated contact centre. -Lauren

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We will now be giving away free clothes on any of ours buses that are delayed! dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/s… Oh no, we've run out already. -Faye

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Good evening everyone, Lauren singing in with a coffee in hand.☕ I'm just logging onto the system to deny all your Customer Promise requests. Let me know if I can help with anything! -Lauren

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That's right folks, we prefer to buy a new office than invest in our passengers. globalrailwayreview.com/news/170840/gr…

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We don't even have electronic screens on most of our buses but will get Phil to put some posters up when he's back from annual leave. -Lauren

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Hi Max! I can certainly assist you with this today! Many of our buses terminate in Cancelled due to operational reasons. Some buses are also on diversion via Cancelled. We are doing this because here at First Bus, we want you to have the best experience possible! -Alex

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Sorry, Alex had gone clubbing the night before so wasn't in the best state of mind when he came into the office! Apologies for the inconvenience caused, we hope you were, since, able to continue your journey with us and have the best experience possible! ^Kiki

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Indeed, we were going to do this but then Somerset Bus Partnership @somersetbuspart.bsky.soc kicked up a conundrum and snitched on us to Somerset Council so we had to send buses up that silly hill again! But we'll make sure it's out of the timetable for good come September. -Jessica