Can’t wait for my dog to get his Apple Vision Pro headset…he’s been looking forward to it. He’s going to be humping so many virtual bitches.

If you get a chance to date this girl, you better lock it down and put a ring on it…

I’m only all-in on one Tang, and that’s PoonTang.

If John Calipari goes to Arkansas, I will have: A) Completely underestimated Cal’s hatred of the Kentucky AD. B) Been blindsided from a deep pocket for Arkansas who wasn’t willing to pay Sam Pittman’s buyout but REALLY likes Calipari.

Auburn being decent at basketball is like a poor 10 yr old getting a beat up old tricycle after sitting on a rock for 7 years and pretending they’re riding a tricycle.

Kentucky AD Mitch Barnhart was highly disappointed Chad Morris was only interested in coaching UK football…

“You can’t cheat and get worse”. Herm Edwards: “Watch me!”…

Eric Musselman has gone from people camping outside for him to being that special needs kid on the sidewalk that needed a hug…😂

How bad was the husband this woman had at home?

Live view of the last meeting to be held ever at the PAC12 Corporate Office:

I’m convinced the Johnell “Nelly” Davis that Arkansas got is a fake bot without his skills…

Ohhh…doeees heee? Nervously dropping the T-bag on Mark Pope’s face…😂

Barstool Sports Dad, what was Kentucky basketball like before the fans lost their MFing minds and thought they could do better than John Calipari? 😂😂😂….

Cullen Bohannon Kory The Boozer no one knows would be Kentucky’s MVP.

Your mom doesn’t even answer your calls.

Bobby Petrino 🤝 Sherrone Moore…

As an Arkansas fan I disliked him because he represented Kentucky, and I always thought he got the top recruits because it was Kentucky. Now I know it was because he’s John MFing Calipari. 🐐 💯

MFing Nope-stradamus…

Monday 1/26/26 Media: “Mark Pope has really turned Kentucky Basketball around…” Tuesday 1/27/26 vs. Vanderbilt Mark Pope:

If Beaker from The Muppets was a real person…