🚨You can’t make this up

Rep. Michael McCaul bought $700K worth of $META two weeks before voting YES on the bill to ban TikTok

4/1: Buys $350K
4/5: Buys $350K
4/13: Votes yes to ban TikTok

Literally insider trading

ALSO Ayo and Rachel are Single is the gen z web series that should’ve been turned into the gen z twentysomething show the people crave, it seemed like it was fully on the broad city track but then comedy central stopped making originals. if you missed it: cc.com/shows/ayo-and-…

I wore my own custom 24k gold breast plate for my birthday because they don't make art piece like this for people like us. Made by ME.
For me. 🏆

Ron Filipkowski Fred Wellman Older Gens: “Kids never play outside like we did”.
News: “Kids shot knocking on wrong door, turning around in driveway... *checks notes* “playing hide and seek”.

Our children keep getting slaughtered at school just so these ridiculous chucklefucks can continue cosplaying Rambo at Starbucks

the world if crop tops counted as 'business casual'

don’t forget to leave black coffee out for David Lynch tonight

I feel like most people aren’t that ugly they just haven’t found their look

Sensory deprivation cars news

Not watching SHE-HULK but reading Patti Harrison’s post about it avidly

“I don’t do politics”

Well baby, politics is going to do you, regardless.

you ask your girl who they’d use their celebrity hall pass on expecting Michael B Jordan or Andrew Garfield or something and they always answer with like Nathan Fielder

'If you don't own a gun, you don't know enough about them to make gun laws,' he says just after regulating a uterus.

legit the best career advice i’ve ever seen

Ezra Miller is like if Tumblr invented a terrorist

not flirting just hot and talking

sex in the city except black dudes