I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled 'I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!', and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.

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getting offended by these hats midway through a cartwheel

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG

LMFAOOO

This was you

This, to me, is a cancellable take. To me, not liking whales, our world’s most noble and awe-inspiring creature, is equivalent to saying “I hate the moon” or “an ancient gnarled oak tree disgusts me”. CANCELED

This interview has unleashed years of homeschool brain that she’s usually very good at hiding

this song catch you on the right day, and it’ll have you sobbing for literally hours.

Shou so funny to me, cause he always gets on camera and in the calmest and most professional way possible says “yall got me so fucked up rn”

how does some1 just have an army of studs ready 4 personal use

He never made a bitty hit her knees!

Keep telling her you like random guys. See how committed to the cause she really is

sometimes it’s a good app

The Brazilian drug lord said that MJ was safe in his hood to shoot his video.

Dont ever compare that man to these other n*ggas. EVER

Studs be more manlier than Men 😂

So…they built an apartheid wall…?

TikTok isn’t even “OWNED” by China. This is just…..xenophobia and our politicians thinking we’re dumb.

TikTok is 60% owned by global investors

3 of the 5 seats on TikTok’s board are AMERICAN

20% of the app is owned by TikTok employees HQ’d in LOS ANGELES AND SINGAPORE

Let me take this as an opportunity to encourage parents to NOT say around their kids what they would hypothetically do if someone were inappropriate with their kids. If your kid knows you’re “going to prison” if anything like that happens, they could be less inclined to tell you.