Tomorrow Boris is set to announce a small change in lockdown rules. You will only be allowed out of your house naked.

Men can’t even gauge 9 inches let alone 2m

Which would be the more controversial; a) only allowed outside naked b) turning off the internet ?

This coming Saturday we can’t wait! The Great British Take Off #greatbritishtakeoff your chance to be yourself for the day. Push your #bodypositive boundaries.

Plus, do you honestly want me to walk round with a ruler ?

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Surely if we can’t go abroad this summer then we should have more naturist areas in the UK.

@IamSethR Mike Graham 🇬🇧 Come on Piers Morgan where is your campaign to get your colleagues fired?

We need this in 2020

I missed that letter in the post telling me we couldn’t... oops !! Don’t worry.... I didn’t kiss him ( or her ) !

So as of Saturday I can invite someone living on their own into my bubble as long as I do so before my flat mate..... I’m going to ring him to get him to queue outside ASAP.

I think I’ve worn out the poor boy I invited into my bubble. I’ve warned him he has made his choice now and has to stick with it!

We need more places like this

So if I’ve invited 5 guys over for a socially distanced “drink” then my flat mate has to wait outside until one of them goes home ! Result. I’ve got them all to myself.

My flat mate and myself were extra careful on Christmas Day when we visited friends for dinner at their flat. We regularly washed our hands. I’m not sure why they made us strip off and wash them in the shower together every time though!

I’m starting a new social media platform where status updates are all naughty and erotic! What would your update be?

#votenaked

A benefit of CFNM is I can carry on enjoying my pleasure when the weather turns colder.