folks they’re telling me, more and more every day, to cast it into the fire, to destroy the ring. i don’t think we’re gonna do that folks, don’t you agree? more and more people are telling me that it’s mine, it’s my own, and quite frankly that it’s my precious.

watching some early king of the hill and i'm enamored by this frame. the noseless bobby, the wide-handled texas map, "Curtent Affairs". this is a work of art

How can your national broadcaster be this blatantly partisan???

My plan to fix the obesity crisis in America: 1) keep car-centric infrastructure 2) ban cars 3) force people to walk across longer distances

Conquest Famine Big Chungus War Death

If you're not feeling well...in general...I have heard that putting the lime in the coconut is good for that...and to get a coconut, you need a coconut tree...I'm just saying.

Yesterday, on the tube, a Muslim woman in a hijab attempted to help an old white lady with a walking stick up. The white lady screamed, “ABSOLUTELY NOT! Especially not from the likes of you!” The Muslim woman quietly shied away. She sat there quietly scrolling through her phone.

Optimus prime loves his wife

✅ Universities go bust ✅ Australia loses billions of dollars from its economy ✅ Australia loses talented workers and we already don’t have enough ✅ Less subject options because of less students

“why do so many ‘health workers’ have Hezbollah Pagers?” because Hezbollah Pager isn’t a real thing. because that’s what happens supply chains are contaminated. just because the propaganda needs you to be very stupid to believe it doesn’t mean you’re obliged to become that stupid

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It should frighten everyone that in the Labor party there are leaders who will allow a conscience vote on women’s reproductive health, but not on Palestinian statehood & the cessation of Israel’s genocide.

David Crisafulli should be up front with Queenslanders. I’ve made my position clear.

Bruh AUKUS has gone from not great to actively awful 😭