this is how it feels to be sick and very congested

‘Duuuh ok boss’ ass deer

No one can stop you from using three Kings Hawaiian rolls as one hot dog bun

You will end up like Montoya if you do this.

she writes music for people who get depressed over losing their favorite marker

Ima say it One Piece is a modern story equivalent to the odyssey and if oda wrote in a different medium he’s be considered one of the greatest writers alive

Breaking Bad 🤝 INVINCIBLE #INVINCIBLE #INVINCIBLESeason3

can we bully dreamworks to change the shrek 5 animation like we did to paramount to change sonic’s animation?

Jack black: WATCH OUT!! That, is an Enderman, dont look at it in the eyes, or… Jason momoa: (looks at it in the eyes) (The endedman screams and starts chasing him) Jack Black: orrrr THAT happens.

…and i thank you for it.

Dropped a 42 bomb on bdubs #jackierobinson

when i finally hear one of the 30 songs i queued up on the touchtunes

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

If this doesn’t unlock a childhood memory, I feel bad for you

“Big Beautiful Bill”…

on a cruise for a few days!

How it feels drinking three beers and clearing a plate of hot wings on a Tuesday