Stopped at the deli on the way home from work to pick up some dinner, but I don't want to get out of my truck and go inside because I'm exhausted and running on 3.5hrs of vertigo fueled sleep...

Here's my new TM car skin...I got the inspiration for it from a piece of artwork I saw online, so Tatauna and I set out to expand on that and came up with this Pagan themed homage to life and death... Here's the original inspiration piece that started it all...

Why is there not a place to get Indian food called Goated With The Sauce?...

let's make this jug the most popular post on the #DeadpoolAndWolverine hashtag to f with ryan reynolds

Dear Ayrton 'Tona' L. , please set the most incredibly insane author times on the Fall 2024 campaign that you're capable of...I feel like you've earned that right for your last campaign as a part of Nadeo, and I'd love for you to be able to show everyone just how much you've held back...

Man, I felt so good waking up just now until 30 seconds later my alarm went off, and I realized it was Monday and I have to go to work...

You know with hydras they say that if you cut one head off, then two more take its place...but they never said anything about cutting its arms, legs, and tail off...best of luck with your multiple heads, Stumpy...

Is "Gatorlyte" just worse and saltier Gatorade? Who approved this bullshit?

Andy Capp's Hot Fries are the superior salty spicy snack...if you disagree, go be wrong somewhere else...

When you message your buddy "Wanna drive 45 minutes to get incense and burgers?" and he responds "I'll be there in 20 minutes" is pretty rad...

I just learned that Prince Charles had met Princess Diana because he was dating her sister, and 3 years later started dating her...

If I head to the Twin Cities the weekend of September 7th, does anyone wanna go to the Beetlejuice movie with me?...

Paging Miss Marjorie Regrets 𓅊 to the adorable fox video, your undivided attention is requested... youtube.com/shorts/hyba7IG…