I have a feeling #GoldenGlobes2023 is going to run overtime but I'm loving these crazy speeches and bleeps. Now I gotta watch #whitelotus because #jennifercoolidge won.

I pay my taxes. I (usually) mind my business. I haven't said anything about Jada. I should be more successful #EddieMurphy. #GoldenGlobes

#AbbottElementary #GoldenGlobes2023

This is the moment Brandon Tsay averted another tragedy and saved countless lives by disarming the gunman who had just killed 11 people in Monterey Park before going to Lai Lai Ballroom & Studio. nyti.ms/3kGR8SX

It's time to reframe America's history. The 1619 Project is now streaming on Hulu. #1619Hulu

What did Ticketmaster do to prevent scalpers in 2018 for Beyonce and Taylor Swift tours that they're not doing now? I couldn't go at the last minute and couldn't sell my floor seats to save my life because stadium tickets were still available.

#ThrowbackThursday? 6.26.23?

Black people really Black people’ing right now to the highest level of Blacktivity and I’m SCREAMING

#montgomerybrawl is trending but #Twitter Xed it out like it doesn't exist.

Penguin School.

I'm sure I posted stuff between today and 2023. Somehow the posts disappeared. I didn't even get a warning.

Binging Paradise on @Hulu and can't live tweet about it.

I'm following Terry Moran 🇺🇸 because Karoline Leavitt re-tweeted his insightful comment about minion Miller. I don't know why that 🐕 showed up in my feed, but I appreciate her promoting your valuable contribution to the documentation of the big orange dic and his hater taters.

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Rep. Jack Kimble FAKE NEWS! As you can see by this official photograph, released by Pam Bondi, there were MILLIONS of people at The Kings birthday bash. Literally 60% of the country was there. Only people not there are craigslist antifa.

So I'm @ McD's drive-thru for my ice tea fix & a DHS SUV pulls up & takes 3 pickup spots, crosses the lot to go to a convenience store with parking in front of their door, comes back, sits in his SUV and drinks his soda. He's probably trying to intimidate someone working nearby.

After destroying millions of jobs, gutting social programs and hiking taxes, musk is worried Trump will continue dismantling the US economy and social structure without his input. Did anybody else see this coming? I did nazi that.

It's odd that Jimmy Kimmel is at the top of trending news but I can't load any tweets on the topic. However, I'm watching his last monologue and it is hilarious. Also ordering Lucky Lloser. Can't wait to see what Jimmy does now that he doesn't have to tone it down for Network TV.

What's with Twitter today? I can't reply to anything about Trump's sh!tty video.