make me.

even my phone knows there’s something wrong with me

be creative, little one.

compared to Hades, not so much. just come sit yourself on his lap, he’ll take care of you.~

like a.. a what now?

Winks.~

incorrect, i’m just a dummy

“you seem tired, sweetheart,” he murmurs, cupping his cheek.

this is an actual phone >:(

“Clean yourself up and give me a kiss, doll.~”

???? i’ve never cracked the screen

i’ve never had a problem with that either??

i don’t wanna “meet a samaung”, thanks,,,,,

you’re proving my point here..

pro tip: then don’t buy them 🤪 they’re just marketing to people who are desperate enough to spend that kind of money to have the latest thing

i can too! wireless skullcandy 🤙🏻

y’all trying so hard it’s not working 😂😂 ngl this is making me crack up

actually no 😂 my battery is fine, my phone lasts me from 7ish in the morning to 11 at night without a charge

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