-slapping the alarm on my nightstand repeatedly-

*listening as the defense had their say* Sophie TaylorCollins Jake Collins Jason Taylor (John Moore) Mia Taylor Kavanagh Michael Kelly Shelby Taylor Kelly

-calling Court to order- Jason Taylor (John Moore) Mia Taylor Kavanagh Sophie TaylorCollins Jake Collins Shelby Taylor Kelly Michael Kelly Jeffrey Collins

As the defendants have shown no remorse and accepted no blame for their actions, the Court imposes the maximum sentence allowable >

> for each charge. As each defendant is claiming "affluenza," each must pay damages to Miss Taylor in the amount of $2 million.