Feeling sexy begins with comfort. Focus on your unique qualities and build your confidence. When the thought of taking and sharing pictures sounds fun, great. If it doesn't, also great. No need to "keep up" or "compete" with anyone else. It's about YOUR fun, you gorgeous apricot

Today's easy recipe just needs 6 expensive ingredients you will barely use and 3 pieces of equipment you don't have

In an ironic twist, Orville Redenbacher loathed popcorn ceilings.

A DM room where people explain memes with recent internet culture references to me

Frankly, I’m tired of being nice. It hasn’t gotten me anywhere.

That's the spirit. *me to me, as I pour myself another whisky

Listen to Sloop John B by the Beach Boys, and tell me you don't relate to the song's protagonist.

haven’t watched a single episode but jumping into season 3 of white lotus since apparently i will watch anything with walton goggins in it

In some corner of the multiverse, dragons are as commonplace and mundane as cows. I want to live in that world.

rabbit waxing nostalgic about his childhood: i was younger then, and full of hop

Someone should have told you life was going to be this way by now

I’m the most unlikeable person on the planet. But I still want heath care for those who need it, vaccines to achieve herd immunity, protection of education and the arts, programs to uplift those who are disadvantaged and equality for all.

Why use many words when few words get job done?

If you’ve ever wondered what angry lettuce would taste like then kale might be right for you

*sprinkles Cheetos dust onto my French toast*

Save time and write all your girls the same I miss you DM. Bitches love efficiency.

Red Hot Chili Peppers’ songs are Christmas music for summertime.

I’m doing a load of red flags, throw yours in babe.

i'm tired (self diagnosed)