❝ You want to know what sucks? . . Me, haha. ❞

❝ Only like, the best way you can think of. ❞

❝ Aw, c'mon. You have to give me credit where credit is due, man. ❞

❝ You just want to hear me say it, and I refuse to say it. ❞

❝ I mean, it's all a part of the process. Can't be that big, duders. I suck for a reason. ❞

❝ And I never complain about it either. ❞

❝ Life isn't fun without a little butt stuff. ❞

❝ This sounds so much like a threat, and I'm so down with it- Tempting offer, not going to lie. ❞

At least he got a laugh out of her. ❝ Damn, dude. You're better than the people I get on those god awful hookup apps, at least. . . . Fine, after my shift, I guess I'll have you prove you wrong then. Whadd'ya say? ❞

❝ Sounds like a deal. At least someone got it straight up. ❞

Lettin' a bud de-stress after a hard day of work. —————— 🎨kaboozey ——————

❝ ...You ever shake a bottle of ketchup? That's what I'm talkin' about. That type of suckin'. Without the ketchup. I really don't know anymore, use your imagination. ❞

Well, she's gotten herself in some rough situation. Definitely going to have to call off of work the next day if she does this, but . . . Toooottally worth. Sounds like a deal. He has convinced her. What's the next step?

❝ Highlight of the day, but one of my co-workers has some really fat nuts. How do guys keep it in their pants, like what- ❞

❝ Follow up, but yeah. You have my permission to stare at my ass if I can continue to stare at your bulge. Sounds like a good deal to me. ❞

┌──────────────┐ ❝ 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬? ❞ ─────────────── → 𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟 → 𝗡/𝗦𝗙𝗪 → 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆-𝗱𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗻 → 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻-𝗗𝗠𝘀 → 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲/𝗟𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 └──────────────┘

|✉| Totally getting to DMs soon, work is trash.

What'd she miss? Work has been a pain. Any faces she can sit on or nah-

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘦~ ❝ And what a fuckin' bottom you were, dude. ❞