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@fenayman
Just wanna have pun.
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24-11-2018 15:09:05
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I had a girlfriend with a figure like an ancient Chinese vase.
She was Minging.
#worthabitthough #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #badjokefriday
I was on this fairground ride, and one minute I was laughing and the next I was crying. It was an emotional rollercoaster.
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
Iโm still trying to figure out why the word โMercedesโ has three โeโs and they are all pronounced differently.
And now you are all pronoucing 'Mercedes' very slowly to see if I'm right.
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
At a restaurant last night I asked for a bowl of soup. Waitress says โAny sides?'
I said โI hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE.'
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #WednesdayWit
Smoked Salmon for lunchโฆ very difficult to light though.
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #WednesdayWit
Went to a foot fetish restaurant โ got toeโd in the hole.
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #tuesdaytitters
Just written an acapella instrumental
#NoStringsAttached #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #tuesdaytitters
Anyone who thinks women arenโt funny are idiots. Have they never seen Lily Savage, Mrs Browns Boys or Dame Edna Everage?
#ladylols #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #MondayJokes
Iโm spontaneously on my way to North East Africa. Something I just decided to do all of a Sudan. #khartoumcharacter #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #badjokefriday
Wife got excited last night when I said I was looking on the internet for cheap flights. Strange โ she's never shown any interest in darts before!
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
Only just learned how to whistle. Perhaps thatโs why Iโve been such a rubbish referee u til now?
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
My matesโ girlfriend has never owned a Parrot but sheโs had a Cockatoo!
#dirtygirl #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #WednesdayWit
I enjoy my hobby as a bell ringer but when people answer their door they are not as keen as me. #answeryourdoors #dingdong #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #WednesdayWit
When it came up for sale, I nearly bought the local Post Office, but couldnโt afford the stamp duty. #gotmelicked #firstclassjoke #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #tuesdaytitters
Tried to steal a mime artists suitcase recently but when I picked it up I just couldnโt move!
#whatacarryon #unspeakablecrime
#lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
Was it a good idea to implant a calculator into my brain? Well itโs the thought that counts.
#headofmaths #doesntaddup #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #BADjokeThursday
Iโm getting very good at bending dogs together into the shape of a balloon
#fullofhotair #lunchpun #ratemypun #jokeoftheday #WednesdayWit