Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is 'migraneur.' Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering

me: ughhhh im so stressed i have so much work to do my hamster that i suck on whem im stressed:

LET'S FUCKING GOOO HUGE WIN FOR WOMEN

the dev patel lookalike competition just being indian men randomly queening out

someone will link me to this someone will link me to this someone will link me to this

don’t let the tiktok ban distract you

almost forgot to tweet about pakistani phil. he says more winter 😔

the hokey pokey isn’t entertainment. it’s community

the tony nominations are going to be a blood bath this year may the odds be ever in your favor carnegie mellon queens 💔

ilana (she/her) oh baby i went all four years of high school 2015-2018 i know her well that nightmare hotel where everyone was practicing their competition pieces as if normal people weren’t also staying there i loved it

i try so hard to be normal in public that it backfires like 50% of the time. girl just asked if she could share a couch with me in the coffee shop and i went "hell yeah, get in here"

Billionaires ke paas already sab kuchh hai. Ab, aapka time aageya. Billionaires already have everything. Now, your time has come.

Sad i cant tweet in this font

I’m no expert on cows but they are nosy as hell. If ur doin something near a cow they’re gonna come look. If there’s a structure near them,they gotta wander in and see what’s goin on in there. I saw a yard sale set up in a barn and all the cows were inside lookin at the stuff.

im so into ‼️‼️‼️ right now

Mary Surratt's boarding house where they planned the assassination of Lincoln is now Chinese food karaoke bar. x.com/BostonMassUSA/…

mr. jumbo was my father. please, call me mumbo